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Just a young male doing what young males do.

Dean Shelley @EviLDoG

Age 39, Male

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London, UK

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My girlfriend

Posted by EviLDoG - July 29th, 2007


Here is my girlfriend, i love her loads.

LOL just met her out one night, then went back to her place, boinked. Can't remember her name, have you seen that roll of flab on her left arm and how her chin goes?

I think it's pretty cute in it's on little way.

After i had sex anyway, she was on the outside of the bed so i was stuck between her and the wall so i had to crawl out of the bloody end of the bed and then sneak out the door. She started texting me and this is when she sent me this wonderful picture:

My girlfriend


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faiiiiillll

Dude, that's hot as FUCK.

But seriously, fatass.

way get in there man! (yes i mean the rolls of fat)

Was horrid :( had to lift up her belly to go down on her

id fuck her earrings.. thats about it :(

She may be a looker but has she got a personality to match?

Oh god. Were you sober?

id only had a few dozen drinks :(

I lost your tablet pen in your girlfriend.

Can you get it back for me?

OMG!
Is that even Human!

How could you do it? No, I mean how is it physically possible for you to do that? Give me your address this way I can send you a gun to kill your self with. This way you can spare your self from the nightmares you are sure to have.

damn does she have any videos??????

LOL! good thing you put that pic on the net :D
and let everyone know!

^_^ gudstorie btw

ha ha you were RAT ARSED at the london meet!
i was making club music in my Mouth (beatboxing)
at u danced as everyone stared at you LOLOL
THEN U ENDED UP IN A BROTHEL?
wtf

Lol where did you do the club music?

I left because of you....
Not really but I felt uncomfortable around you :/

Erm, apologies i guess?

Yes, I do expect them. At one point though you danced infront of me, and I just thought wtf?

Haha, it would've been funny if you were drunk too, trust me.

I Enjoyed you threatening to slap your wang onto the air hockey table... Not sure where you went...

on the stairs....